You are so cheap.....How cheap are you?

I am so cheap.....How cheap am I?

Let me count the ways...oh wait that may cost money.

I am so cheap....

1. I am so cheap that I do not want to text my boyfriend because it cost me 20 cent a text.
2. I walk with my head down so I can find money on the ground.
3. I go to thrift stores and check the pockets for left behind money.
4. I scrap the bottom of any jar to get my monies worth.
5. If I purchase an item I have to use it at least the 10 times if it is $10. If the item cost $20 I must use it at least 20 times, and so on and so forth.